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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

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Sardar Ne ABC Sekh Li:

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay’pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo…! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple

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Height Of Double Meaning

A Dad Went To School
To Get Son’s Report Card,

Busy Madam To Dad,
“Abhi Nahi De Sakti.”

Dad,
“Chalain Aap Sirf Dekha Hi Dain”
Aya Tou Main Lenay Hi Tha.

Madam,
“Main Sab Dikha Doon Gi Kaha Na Abi Nahi”

Dad,
“Tu Pihr Main Kab Aaun?”

Madam,
“Periods Khatam Hony K Baad”;-)

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Sardar to Wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,

Sardar: Tu tension na ley,

Main ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai

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